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Multinational Study Reveals Significant Prevalence of Constipation

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QLax™ (Quantum Laxative)
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In a study of 13,879 adults (averaging about 2000 each) from US, UK, Germany, France, Italy, Brazil and South Korea, it was found that 12.3% of adults had constipation. [Alimentary Pharmacology & Therapeutics. 2008; 28(7):917-930] The constipation was self-defined by the patient as opposed to a clinical definition. The patients defined the constipation as "straining, difficulty in passing stool, hard stool, infrequent bowel movements, discomfort with defecation and feeling of incomplete evacuation." Results of the study revealed that women and elderly were more likely to be constipated and use laxatives for relief. Of the seven nation study, the US reported the highest use (40%) among those who were troubled with constipation whereas South Korea reported the lowest use (16%) among those who had constipation. In fact, $725 million is spent annually by Americans for laxatives.

Causes of Constipation are Many

Constipation is generally caused by the slow passage of stool through the intestinal tract resulting in the water in the stool being reabsorbed leaving the stool hard and dry. Normally in the large intestinal, most of the water and salt in the stool are reabsorbed. However, when conditions in your diet are not adequate and/or the passage of stool is slow, the stool dries out and hardens resulting in the symptom of constipation.

The following is a list of the many factors responsible for constipation:

Certain complications can result from persistent constipation and straining at stool passage:

Laxative Use and Abuse Can Lead to Significant Health Issues

There are a wide variety of chemicals, compounds and drugs available as laxatives to relieve constipation. However, they are not without their problems. Laxatives used for 2 weeks or longer can have long term dire consequences for the patient such as:

Radical New Technology Yields Quantum Laxative That Obsoletes Conventional Laxatives

As noted above, the various compounds, drugs and chemicals available to relieve constipation can cause health problems worse than the constipation itself. The entire universe including the human body and disease that afflicts it operates according to the principles of quantum physics. Chemical based laxatives do not operate according to those principles and, as such, are not compatible with human physiology as evidenced by their long term ill effects if abused. To solve a quantum problem you must offer a quantum treatment within a quantum operating system. Therefore, ZAG, the private humanitarian medical research group that employs QuantumMAN™, has developed the ideal quantum laxative branded QLax™. Derived from extreme advances in quantum computing, QLax™ consists of "Portal Access Keys™" (PAKs™) downloaded to your personal computer, smartphone or tablet. Accessing these PAKs™ allows your brain to quantumly receive (upload) QLax™'s master programs. QuantumMAN™ is the personification of this quantum data. When uploaded, QLax™ provides thousands of physiologic directives to your brain to program it to provide the corrective measures required to relieve your constipation without any possibility of adverse side effects no matter how long QLax™ is used. Due to repeater programs imbedded in its data, QLax™ allows delivery of its physiologic directives automatically several times a day for 24 hours with just one PAK™ dose. For extremely stubborn cases, more than PAK™ dose can be uploaded at a time without concern of any adverse side effects. ZAG guarantees your complete satisfaction for 30 days from date of purchase or your money is refunded.

QLax™ offers the following advantages over conventional chemical based laxatives:


Dosing Guidelines
 (each dose has 24 hours duration of action)

Dose with the following number of PAKs™ according to how you characterize the severity of your constipation problem:

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Order now: QuantumMan™'s QLax™: $5 USD for 25 PAK™ doses (each PAK™ dose has 24 hours duration of action automatically repeating its programs several times a day)

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